Medical Jokes

If you struggle to memorize medical terms, take a look at this cheat sheet to make things a little bit easier – and funnier – for you:

A proctologist had been in practice for 20 years and had settled into a very comfortable life with his future very secure. So he decided to fulfill his REAL dream and become an auto mechanic.

Here’s the backstory: “I work in a medical clinic and I have a little fun with a patient one day when she complains her kids keep ‘kung fu-ing’ her front door.”

A group of physicians are duck hunting. The general surgeon spots a duck flying from the marsh, aims his rifle, shoots the duck in one shot, and turns to the others and says “I just shot myself a duck.”