Here’s the backstory: “I work in a medical clinic and I have a little fun with a patient one day when she complains her kids keep ‘kung fu-ing’ her front door.”
Patient: “They just kept kung fu-ing the door and I kept telling them to stop.”
Me: “Oh, so, everybody was kung fu fighting?”
Patient: “Yes, and I told them to just swing at the air, not hit the door.”
Me: “Were they fast as lightning?”
Patient: “No, and it was scary, I thought they were gonna wreck my door.”
Me: “I bet it was a little bit frightening.”
Patient:“Yes, I thought they were gonna wreck my door!”
Me:“Hey, , c’mon, I just gave the first part of the song. Don’t leave me hangin’ here”.
Patient: “I know, but I don’t know the rest of the song!”